If you are on this site, you have almost completed your super cool birthday treasure hunt! 🎉
Can you believe you are 18 now? thats like 18 years of Benjamin!!!!
Now moving on with your Ehhh-mazing birthday bash surprise!
Here's a few things we had to say!
Prepare yourself for some uncanon BSMP lore!!
My name is Benjamin AKA SpyingPear. I live at -94 134, Pear Incorporated Tower, BSMP. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably trapped inside an oversized burger, or worse, dancing to the point of no return. Shane, my so-called home-g-burgerpatty, had been running a chisa nyama empire on the BSMP for over a year in the mesa, using my unique chisa nyama recipe. Shortly after my 18th birthday, Shane hit me with an absurd proposition: He wanted me to use my culinary genius to create the ultimate chisa nyama, which he would then sell using his connections in the underground Burger world. Connections that he supposedly made while idling in Pear Incorporated Tower's shadows. I was... flabbergasted. I always saw Shane as a man who couldn't jiggle without tripping, let alone double-cross me like this.
Things got dire for me when I got a taste of Shane's true intentions. I felt cornered, particularly as I needed funds for a top-secret project. Shane, ever the opportunist, took me on a "taste-along" and showed me the insane profit even a small chisa nyama stall could bring in.
But, boy, was I in for a ride. Shane introduced me to his partner in crime, Christopher CuttingHam the 5th Among Us Gold 3, who claimed to be a top-tier chisa nyama aficionado. I was just a pawn to them. When I tried to bounce, Christopher CottingHam threatened to expose my secret. The location of Pedro with the dragon egg. I was stuck.
Tensions reached a boiling point between Shane and Christopher CottingHam, with Shane demanding a juicier piece of the chisa nyama pie. Things got heated, and Christopher CottingHam tried to sabotage Shane's chisa nyama supply. Shane barely survived the Burger catastrophe, and it cost me a whopping 18k Quartz to nurse him back to health and build a mansion in the hills. Once back on his feet, Shane, with the help of Shaun Barnard AKA the Zaza Inspecta, sought revenge. It went dark. Let's just say Christopher CottingHam shouldn't have played with the BBQ sauce.
I had enough. I wanted to report to the BSMP council, but my status... it was complicated. All I could muster was this recording, hoping the world would see Shane for who he truly was: a man who needed to get his money up not his jiggle up. Legend has it, he left all his wealth to the chair he jiggled the most at my house." - Christopher from the UK and Shane the ever-jiggling 'Fat Man'
Now the next hint is... well you have already read it!
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